Subtle Ways Of Italian Mafia

Tonight there's not much to write about. I tried to help a friend with a technical problem but was unsuccessful. The friend hosted a nice dinner with spagetti recipe from the mafia cook book. The book had a bullet hole in it. The recipe for the sauce consisted of sardines and capares, garlic and olives and it was really delicious. However, the after effects were not pretty. I was running home like I was running from the mafia. I hope that the rest of the recipes in the mafia cook book are just as delicious but not as dangerous.